i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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