I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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