brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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