My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so explain again why im purple
no
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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