i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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