Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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