return my video game
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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