He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So. Much. Porn.
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