I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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