I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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