I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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