'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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