Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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