i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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