We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
