so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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