I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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