would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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