they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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