I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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