She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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