i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I don't think brook has ever known best
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize