you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
