stop calling my apartment porn island.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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