mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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