I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
jump out the window naked night went bad
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