West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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