She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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