They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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