Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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