there was a trapeze. enough said
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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