if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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