Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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