I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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