new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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