we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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