The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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