I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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