i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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