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(415): View more from California

Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

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(305): View more from Florida

and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass

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(602): View more from Arizona

UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.

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(442): View more from California

While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.

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(217): View more from Illinois

yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Found the puke drawer

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Really? A fat girl?

(1-206): View more from Washington

I'm walking her back. Chill out.

(1-206): View more from Washington

She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.

(818): View more from California

Yes. To all of that. Yes.

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