Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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