...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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