I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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