Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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