i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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