I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
