Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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