Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also, beer. Big fan.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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