I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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