Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
