recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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